Wednesday, March 26, 2008

a new decalogue

Pope Crys at the Complaints Department has issued a list of commandments. This seems like a fun thing to do, so I'm going to join in...
  1. Thou shalt not exceed thy carbon footprint
  2. Thou shalt worship Ceiling Cat and all his furry minions
  3. Thou shalt not build inaccessible webpages
  4. Thou shalt not wear too much perfume in a built-up area
  5. Thou shalt not drum into the wee small hours
  6. Thou shalt not write interminable bad poetry
  7. Thou shalt not put the toilet roll back-to-front on the holder
  8. Thou shalt not pollute thine ears with Chris de Burgh
  9. Thou shalt honour LGBT people, especially the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence
  10. Thou shalt not publish thy rants upon YouTube, unless they are about contraventions of the first nine of these commandments.

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