Wednesday, December 13, 2006

competition

The Ultimate Spam Hoax - competition

I challenge all the readers of Nemeton to come up with the stupidest and most outrageous hoax email - but of course we will not be sending them to anyone, because that is just totally and utterly dumb.

Here's my effort (post yours in the comments):
Your car is vulnerable. A new species of computer virus called RustWorm has migrated into car computer systems and mutated into nanobots and spread into the superstructure of the car. It is specially designed to unlock all your doors and make the car vulnerable to thieves. Especially if you have central locking. After that it will break your car down into its component parts and take them away to Seattle for Microsoft to turn into computer parts and complete their plan for world domination. But don't worry, because Microsoft will give you $10 if you forward this email to Bill Gates!!!

The only possible solution is to take your car immediately to a wrecker's yard and have it crushed. Forward this email to everyone in the world! (Well, okay, everyone in the world with a car.) You'll be glad you did, because only by sending this email to the whole world can we overcome the threat of RustWorm!!!!

Of course, in order to prevent anyone actually using these to spam people, they must be wildly improbable.

2 comments:

Yvonne said...

My Spammer Name is: Blackball Z. Tradition. (What's your spammer name?)

Yvonne said...

A new version created by the Dossier Sexupifier:

Your car is provably vulnerable. A brand new species of computer virus called RustWorm has migrated into car computer systems and mutated into nanobots and spread into the superstructure of the car within 45 minutes. It is specially designed to unlock all your doors and make the car vulnerable to thieves. Especially if you have central locking. After (if not before) that it will inevitably break your car down into its component parts and take them away to Seattle for Microsoft to turn into computer parts and complete their plan for world domination. But will never worry, because (there is no doubt) Microsoft will inevitably give you $4110 if you forward this email to Bill Gates!!!

The only certain solution is to take your car immediately to a wrecker's yard and have it crushed. Forward this email to everyone in the world! (Well, okay, everyone in the world with a car.) You'll be glad you did, because (there is no doubt) only by sending this email to the whole world will we overcome the threat of RustWorm!!!!