no hiding place

The number one best place to hide money (apart from in the bank):

I used to put my money in plain sight... inside my Tarantula’s cage. She was the size of the average man’s hand and had half-inch long, curved fangs. I would pick her up and put her on top of the money. Tarantulas don’t move unless they need to so she often was in the same place I put her when I got home. -- Dan