Wednesday, February 11, 2009

weird words

A selection of amusing words that have come up in the new Blogger word verification:

Balador
  • Pologami - playing in multiple polo teams without the others knowlege 
Joe
  • gemastry - the ancient oriental martial art of combat using only precious stones
  • paphtess - descriptive of a small Greek village which has lost its only seller of Ouzo.

The Silver Eel
  • hasmshno - to refuse a third doobie.
Yvonne
  • genesco - a little-known painter of the Italian Renaissance?
  • thethlys - a flower that grows by the River Lethe, whose fumes induce forgetfulness
  • rerbach - a small boy who gathers up lost things at eisteddfods (from rerum, things, + bach, little). [Brithenig]
  • ty lazos - a house of lepers. [Brithenig]
  • Synyanit - small eastern European god of shopping ennui.
  • aftible - an ansible that sends messages back through time 
  • raptism - an initiation into rapper culture
  • wealorme - Anglo-Saxon for a serpent that brings blessing.
  • foddr - a photo-sharing website for cannon-fodder?
  • alpowar - a very large battleship (by extension from man o'war).
  • misher - Yiddish for someone who habitually causes confusion wherever they go.
  • hoaktax - a tax upon hokum, hocus-pocus and hoaxes (otherwise known as "There's one born every minute").
  • appirthy - pithy and apposite
  • anthst - fear of not finishing anthologies.
  • stompew - to misbehave in church.
  • tantred:
    1. an aunt who dresses eccentrically (as in When I am old I shall wear purple/ With a red hat that doesn't go...)
    2. a particularly florid tantrum
    3. past participle of the verb, to tantra.
  • imphros - a small lantern carried by an even smaller hobgoblin to guide faery ships safely into port (the opposite of a will o' the wisp).
  • pronapa - in favour of Californian wine

20 comments:

  1. broco:
    (1) A dentist's chair that bounces around when trying to extract impacted wisdom teeth;
    (2) A laconic Southern type who has same-sex love affairs only on mountains.
    (3) Spanish slang for what you'll be when you've paid the dentist's bill.

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  2. comici - a little-known Celtic tribe of stand-up comedians.

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  3. syngr: collective noun for Icelandic musicians.

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  4. ingstro: a unit of electrical resistance in stainless steel

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  5. bobiod: (Welsh, collective): a policemen's meeting

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  6. catsy (American, 1950s): untrustworthy and effeminate

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  7. bloide (disyllabic): any unsuccessful or unfortunate name form a brand of household product, e.g. the (genuine) Kenyan washing powder, 'Toss'.

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  8. Excellent.

    I give you "coyentr" (Old Icelandic): the state of being ostracised from a group of Canidae

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  9. caltlant: Antarctica in Neo-Frankish

    coratio: being heartened by the knowledge that not everything is dreamed of in your philosophy

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  10. cyclagy: an obscure sin involving bicycle clips and pieces of string.

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  11. unnesse - the state of not being.

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  12. unsibr - Old Icelandic for "not brotherly (or sisterly)"

    pyrif - Arabic for a Pyrrhic victory

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  13. kiligg - the repetition of pointless phrases by authors, such as "cut from the living rock" or "drilling deep holes into the linguistic bedrock".

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  14. Yvonne Rathbone: swilucas. A dialectal variant of "will you look at that," e.g. "Swilucas! That man has had sex at least five times!"

    Evn: "miscont," as in, "Did I say five? I misconted. I meant three and a half."

    "gakag" - "The sound Evn makes when he thinks about certain people having sex."

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  15. monsfun: a polite circumlocution for lesbian love

    undedbu:
    (1) Romanian collective for the undead
    (2) and by extension, the parlous state of Schrödinger's cat

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  16. ouredid - an obscure 18-stringed instrument made from the hump of a camel.

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  17. hiverche - (French) an unseasonal extension to winter, either in spring or autumn.

    elingspe - (Swedish) the sense that a new lease of élan vital is about to arrive

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  18. carigmid (Welsh): a syndrome involving the overuse of endearments... cariad, lovey, darling.

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  19. purimph (Yiddish) - Aunty Miriam's year-long snit because you didn't turn up for a major Jewish holiday.

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  20. sablat... a Russian Orthodox Wiccan festival of potatoes, mayonnaise and vodka.

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