Wednesday, April 18, 2007

just ban guns


I was horrified and saddened, like everyone else, by the Virginia Tech Massacre. But then I was sickened by the way people immediately started defending the "right to bear arms".

One of the victims was the child of a friend of a friend. Even before I heard that, I was thinking, what can it be like to be killed like that, spending your last moments in fear. What can it be like to be one of the grieving relatives.

People are asking "how can we keep our children safe?" Simple. Ban guns. It won't keep them completely safe, but it will make them a lot safer than they are now if your family lives in the USA.

Take a look at this list of school massacres on Wikipedia: most of them are in the USA. They do happen in countries with stricter gun laws, but not as often. Watch the film Bowling for Columbine by Michael Moore. Read this article by John Nichols.

And spare a thought for the people being murdered in Iraq, all the time.

Update: profiles of the Virginia Tech victims: page 1, page 2, page 3

Monday, April 16, 2007

browncoats forever

You scored as Captain Mal Reynolds. It's your way or the highway, but for some reason your friends stick around anyway. Probably because they know no matter how harsh you might be sometimes, you'll always have their back (or come to their rescue) in a sticky situation.

Captain Mal Reynolds


100%

Shepard Book


100%

Simon Tam


83%

River Tam


83%

Inara Serra


83%

Zoe


83%

Wash


67%

Kaylee Frye


50%

Jayne Cobb


17%

Which "Firefly" character are you?
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another book list

A list from the BBC's Big Read (the nation's 100 favourite books)

(x) = read it
( ) = not read it

1. The Lord of the Rings, JRR Tolkien (x)
2. Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen ( )
3. His Dark Materials, Philip Pullman (x)
4. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams (x)
5. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, JK Rowling (x)
6. To Kill a Mockingbird, Harper Lee ( )
7. Winnie the Pooh, AA Milne (x)
8. Nineteen Eighty-Four, George Orwell (x )
9. The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, CS Lewis (x)
10. Jane Eyre, Charlotte Brontë (x)
Total so far: 8

11. Catch-22, Joseph Heller (started but not finished)
12. Wuthering Heights, Emily Brontë ( x)
13. Birdsong, Sebastian Faulks ( )
14. Rebecca, Daphne du Maurier ( )
15. The Catcher in the Rye, JD Salinger (x)
16. The Wind in the Willows, Kenneth Grahame (x)
17. Great Expectations, Charles Dickens (started but not finished)
18. Little Women, Louisa May Alcott (x)
19. Captain Corelli's Mandolin, Louis de Bernieres (x)
20. War and Peace, Leo Tolstoy (read the first chapter, got bored)
Total so far: 13

21. Gone with the Wind, Margaret Mitchell ( )
22. Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone, JK Rowling (x)
23. Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets, JK Rowling (x)
24. Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban, JK Rowling (x)
25. The Hobbit, JRR Tolkien (x)
26. Tess Of The D'Urbervilles, Thomas Hardy (x)
27. Middlemarch, George Eliot (x)
28. A Prayer For Owen Meany, John Irving ( )
29. The Grapes Of Wrath, John Steinbeck (x)
30. Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, Lewis Carroll (started but not finished)
Total so far: 20

31. The Story Of Tracy Beaker, Jacqueline Wilson ( )
32. One Hundred Years Of Solitude, Gabriel García Márquez (started but not finished)
33. The Pillars Of The Earth, Ken Follett ( )
34. David Copperfield, Charles Dickens (x)
35. Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, Roald Dahl (x)
36. Treasure Island, Robert Louis Stevenson (x)
37. A Town Like Alice, Nevil Shute (x)
38. Persuasion, Jane Austen ( )
39. Dune, Frank Herbert (x)
40. Emma, Jane Austen ( )
Total so far: 25

41. Anne Of Green Gables, LM Montgomery (x)
42. Watership Down, Richard Adams (x )
43. The Great Gatsby, F Scott Fitzgerald (x)
44. The Count Of Monte Cristo, Alexandre Dumas ( )
45. Brideshead Revisited, Evelyn Waugh ( x)
46. Animal Farm, George Orwell ( x)
47. A Christmas Carol, Charles Dickens (x )
48. Far From The Madding Crowd, Thomas Hardy (x )
49. Goodnight Mister Tom, Michelle Magorian (x)
50. The Shell Seekers, Rosamunde Pilcher ( )
Total so far: 33

51. The Secret Garden, Frances Hodgson Burnett (x)
52. Of Mice And Men, John Steinbeck (x )
53. The Stand, Stephen King ( )
54. Anna Karenina, Leo Tolstoy ( )
55. A Suitable Boy, Vikram Seth ( )
56. The BFG, Roald Dahl ( )
57. Swallows And Amazons, Arthur Ransome (x)
58. Black Beauty, Anna Sewell (x )
59. Artemis Fowl, Eoin Colfer ( )
60. Crime And Punishment, Fyodor Dostoyevsky ( )
Total so far: 37

61. Noughts And Crosses, Malorie Blackman ( )
62. Memoirs Of A Geisha, Arthur Golden ( )
63. A Tale Of Two Cities, Charles Dickens (x)
64. The Thorn Birds, Colleen McCollough ( )
65. Mort, Terry Pratchett (x)
66. The Magic Faraway Tree, Enid Blyton (read, but embarrassed to admit it)
67. The Magus, John Fowles (x)
68. Good Omens, Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman (x)
69. Guards! Guards!, Terry Pratchett (x)
70. Lord Of The Flies, William Golding (started but not finished )
Total so far: 43

71. Perfume, Patrick Süskind (read it but hated it)
72. The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists, Robert Tressell ( )
73. Night Watch, Terry Pratchett ()
74. Matilda, Roald Dahl ()
75. Bridget Jones's Diary, Helen Fielding (x )
76. The Secret History, Donna Tartt ( )
77. The Woman In White, Wilkie Collins ( )
78. Ulysses, James Joyce ( )
79. Bleak House, Charles Dickens ( )
80. Double Act, Jacqueline Wilson ( )
Total so far: 45

81. The Twits, Roald Dahl ()
82. I Capture The Castle, Dodie Smith ( )
83. Holes, Louis Sachar ( )
84. Gormenghast, Mervyn Peake (x)
85. The God Of Small Things, Arundhati Roy ( )
86. Vicky Angel, Jacqueline Wilson ( )
87. Brave New World, Aldous Huxley (x)
88. Cold Comfort Farm, Stella Gibbons (x)
89. Magician, Raymond E Feist ( )
90. On The Road, Jack Kerouac (x)
Total so far: 49

91. The Godfather, Mario Puzo ( )
92. The Clan Of The Cave Bear, Jean M Auel (x)
93. The Colour Of Magic, Terry Pratchett (x)
94. The Alchemist, Paulo Coelho ( )
95. Katherine, Anya Seton ( )
96. Kane And Abel, Jeffrey Archer (read it, but embarrassed to admit it)
97. Love In The Time Of Cholera, Gabriel García Márquez ( )
98. Girls In Love, Jacqueline Wilson ( )
99. The Princess Diaries, Meg Cabot ( )
100. Midnight's Children, Salman Rushdie (x)
Total: 53

I'm surprised at some of the things that made it onto the list, and some that didn't. Personally I can't stand Jane Austen's stuff. And Brits should just be utterly embarrassed that a book by Jeffrey Archer beat a book by Salman Rushdie. Midnight's Children was a brilliant book; Kane and Abel was shite. And as for Perfume (no 71) - what a deeply horrible book. Read Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins instead. I also think that either a lot of children must have voted in the poll, or people don't read adult novels. But I'm pleased that His Dark Materials and The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe are in the top 10. There's a lot of SF and fantasy on the list, too, but not enough SF. And it's great to see some of my favourites such as Cold Comfort Farm and The Grapes of Wrath, on the list.

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

close Gitmo

According to Avaaz.org (the new peace activism group which is the successor to MoveOn.org), Bush's government is thinking about closing Guantanamo Bay prison. There is a petition you can sign if you want to add your voice to their campaign.

I just hope that the plight of those who are wrongly imprisoned at Guantanamo is ended, so they can return to their families (preferably with a sizable lump of compensation).

Friday, March 30, 2007

harassment

Here's something that leaves a really unpleasant taste in the mouth: the harassment of Kathy Sierra. The comments that were posted about her were not only of an extreme nature, but seemed to hinge especially on the fact that she is a woman in the world of information technology. As a female web developer, this scares me. It's bad enough being hassled for being a geek, without people hassling us for being girl-geeks as well. The comments and threats made against her were completely unacceptable.

I don't know if the answer is a code of conduct for internet use - the problem is, it should be completely obvious how to behave on the internet (hint: it's the same rules as face-to-face interaction) but despite all the rules and guidelines you see on forums and mailing lists and the obviousness of how to behave, you still get the occasional troll who cannot write civil posts and fails to show any consideration for others' feelings.

1984 anyone?

Has anyone else noticed a disturbing echo of the world of Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four in the title of the new Ministry of Justice?

After all, we already have Newspeak. Look how Bush and Blair have managed to turn "Freedom" and "Democracy" into dirty words. And we already have Doublethink - remember the sexed-up dossier?

"War is peace
Freedom is slavery
Ignorance is strength"

Friday, March 16, 2007

chastity

Mrs Morrison (yes, the Mrs Morrison) has a very scary story about purity balls and people not being allowed to say "vagina" (even though they were performing The Vagina Monologues at the time - er well what did they do about the "cunt" monologue then??? or don't Americans know what that word means?). Isn't the whole point of The Vagina Monologues to remove the taboo surrounding the word, so that we can all celebrate our vaginas?

A purity ball, apparently, is where you get all dolled up like a third-rate bridesmaid and pledge to your dad that you will keep your virginity until you are married. Eeeeuuuwwwww!!!! As Patricia says, that is so Freudian! I mean, okay, underage sex is bad, because of the power issues and the fact that you haven't got the wherewithal or the knowhow to achieve orgasm at that age, but pre-marital sex is good. To co-opt the "goods" analogy, it's a case of "try before you buy"...

There's another excellent blog post about the concept by a dad, who, I am glad to say, echoes Patricia's and my feelings on this.

I am horrified that this kind of medieval nonsense exists in the 21st century. They'll be bringing back chastity belts next.

Thursday, March 08, 2007

mwahahaha

At last, conservative Christians can relax - their children will no longer have to use that dreadful, biased, obviously Wiccan Wikipedia (the clue's in the name, folks!) to do their homeschool projects. Now they can use Conservapedia instead. It contains everything you ever wanted to know about creationism, including baramins (sounds like some kind of indigestion pill to me, but there you go). The entry on kangaroos reveals the little known fact that they are actually from the Middle East. There's also some wonderful entries on American presidents (none of your unpatriotic or unchristian Wikipedia-style entries of course). And none of that nasty unAmerican spelling (like Habsburg or colour). I wonder if they have an entry on Freedom Fries?

I mean, it's one thing having a special-interest wiki for people of various religious and spiritual traditions (and other special interest groups) - it's quite another having one specially to peddle idiotic nonsense about creationism. Ah well, I suppose it provides the rest of us with a laugh.

I like the idea that Wikipedia is a Wiccan production (mwahahaha! we are everywhere, you cannot escape our tentacles of power) - never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

However, as wiki is a Hawaiian word, and the Feri and Reclaiming traditions of witchcraft are in part based upon Hawaiian traditions, maybe there is a connection.....

In other news, it has been revealed that Jesus is actually God's nephew.

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

illusory

We went to see The Illusionist the other day, and it was brilliant. Whilst there were a few superficial similarities to The Prestige (both films involve stage magic), The Illusionist is a much nicer film, and the surprise twist at the end leaves you feeling good about humanity instead of despairing (which was the effect of the surprise twist at the end of The Prestige).

The Illusionist has a fairy-tale quality: boy meets beautiful princess and they pledge undying love, then she gets engaged to a prince she doesn't love.... (I can't of course tell you the outcome as that would spoil the surprise). The production values and the acting were excellent, and a lot of it was filmed in Prague (even though it's set in Vienna), and as I love Prague, this was good. I recognised several locations as places I had visited. All in all, highly recommended. (Unless you are one of those people with not an ounce of romance in your shrivelled soul.)

57% sinful

Your Deadly Sins
Gluttony: 80%
Lust: 80%
Sloth: 80%
Greed: 60%
Envy: 40%
Wrath: 40%
Pride: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 57%
You'll die from food poisoning - and then the natives will feast on your fatty limbs.

(Found via Sionnach, who only got 28% - lightweight...

Friday, March 02, 2007

China girl

I just finished reading A Concise Chinese-English Dictionary for Lovers, by Xiaolu Guo. I hate writing book reviews, but I have to tell you how brilliant this book is. It is by turns hilarious, poignant, observant and witty. Each chapter is headed by a new word learnt by the heroine, Zhuang, and the chapter tells of the experience relating to the new word. Experiences range from mystification at the weird stuff English people eat, to failures of communication with her noncommittal English lover (who thinks equality and freedom are excuses for not committing to anything, especially relationships). There's lots of philosophical musings in it as well as food, sex, plants and vocabulary. It's like a cross between Bridget Jones and Bill Bryson, but written from the point of view of a 24-year-old Chinese woman who is abroad for the first time.

photos and privacy

Owing to concerns about privacy, I have made all the photos on my Flickr account friends and family only. If you want to view them, you'll have to get a Flickr account and add me (yewtree) as a contact. Then, if I know you, I will add you as a contact.